An Old Show-Biz Joke

A homeless man walks up to a well-dressed business man. The business man is reading the newspaper on his way to work.


Homeless Man:
Excuse me, sir, could you spare just a dollar or two? I could really use a cup of coffee and a sandwich.


The business man lowers his newspaper for a second and looks at the homeless man, thinking.


Business Man:
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." Shakespeare.


The homeless man nods at the business man.


Homeless Man:
"Fuck you." Mamet.